Let me clarify the pageant title, this week was a week of nonsense at school hence the name Mean Old School Marm. I turned into Ms. Trunchbull from Matilda. If you didn't grow up watching Matilda you need to find it and feast your eyes on Ms. Trunchbull. She can be described as mean, over-bearing, physically repulsive, controlling, and frightening. When your students push enough buttons in one week you start twitching and snap into this crazy character (I know you've all had a Trunchbull episode sometime in your career.